Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Some Things

Horchata. I'm not comfortable drinking rice. It makes me feel confused.

Rob's sleep-talking last night sounded like he was droppin' lyrics for Hootie and the Blowfish. "She's crazy. Her life was all she could create from nothin'." Seriously. That's what he said.

So getting a brazilian is weird because you're like, "Hey, nice to meet you. Take care of this, please?"

If it has Cream of Chicken in it, its never going to be bad.

Actually using the word "hashtag" in a conversation makes it way better. #hashtag, amiright?

Every time I pass a box of Cadbury Creme Eggs I feel like I need to slip them into a canvas, drawstring bag and journey with them to Mount Doom until they can be destroyed with fire. Dammit, Cadbury! You glorious manufacturers of chocolate!

I saw a billboard for Apparently it stands for Universal Technical Institute. Except, it actually stands for urinary tract infection. The medical diagnosis had dibs on that acronym first and I feel like we should just let science keep it.

Every time I watch Thomas the Train and Thomas exclaims, "Bust my buffers!" I snicker a little and hope that my child will be more evolved than I am.


Abinadi said...

First of all, horchata is delicious.

Leah Sannar said...

Oh my gosh, Dom LOVES Thomas the Train! I particularly enjoy "Fizzling Fireboxes!" Great post. Horchata is disgusting. :o)

Andrew Wheeler said...

Drinking rice is still not as bad as eating rice with milk and raisins...something people apparently love. And " Pull my string" from Toy Story is another one I laugh at.

kjersti said...

Uti haha

brosiah said...

hashtag #thismademelaugh

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