Not bad

Today a patient told me I looked like a Barbie. I've been called worse.

**Not the same patient that accused me of having "false eyelashes."

Also, my Jack Bauer patient told me, "he knew wisdom between the lines" and that he could "teach me a thing or two." He then proceeded to cut an apple in half, squeeze it as hard as he could and then yell, "APPLE JUICE, APPLE JUICE!"