Thursday, June 9, 2011

Cheers to 23

It all started with breakfast in bed. This consisted of a well-mixed Carnation Instant breakfast from my husband who thinks he's awfully clever (which he is from time-to-time). I then went out to run errands in the morning and was surprised by a phone call from Rob that he was taking the afternoon off to hang out with me. Super exciting considering his appearances lately have been rare and usually only consist of a short lunch at home and maybe an hour for dinner in the evening (and by dinner of course I mean a protein shake/cheese stick...the cooking thing hasn't really caught on yet). So he told me I could pick our activities for the day and so naturally we both went and got pedicures. Rob was new to the experience and but ended up approving with his only qualm being that he was "weirded out a little."

We hung out for the rest of the day and I suppose I just talked and talked and talked which is one of my favorite things to do, and since it was my birthday I think Rob tried to muster more attention for the many things I had to share (which as always is greatly appreciated). For dinner I remembered that I had gone to the Aquarium in Houston when I was 18 and had dinner inside a fish-tank restaurant. In my head, it had been the most delicious food ever and a very exciting meal. Rob was skeptical, as he is prone to be, but I insisted and off we went. Well. When they valeted our car it was parked out of site in a corner, my assumption is that it was too offensive to be parked out front. When we arrived inside we were greeted by plastic fish decor and swarms of small children. The food was pretty mediocre and nothing compared to what I had remembered it being those 5 years ago. Rob had some sort of sweet and sour fish while I had trout stuffed with what seemed to be remarkably similar to Stouffer's Stovetop and my promised scallops added up to only one. While I was still enjoying watching the giant fish, eels, and stingrays in the fish-tank my lovely evening was suddenly disrupted with a party of 5 for a 16th birthday. She wore a crown accompanied with a light-up sash. I felt like she was sucking the celebration out of my birthday, making me feel, for the first time in my life, too old for an establishment.

Rob and I escaped the sad scene and we laughed as we told the valet to just give us our keys since he had only parked our car about 30 feet away in the bushes. We then rented a terrible Adam Sandler movie to finish off the evening and went to bed. Lessons that I learned? I love having a day dedicated to my birth. Also, people think we have a crappy car. Rob, this once was justified in his skepticism of a magical-under-the-sea-birthday-celebration. And most importantly, I picked a really good husband.

4 comments:

Emilee said...

Well, I thought the fish restaurant sounded cool when you described it to me. I'm sorry it was a disappointment. And, in honor of the day dedicated to your birth, we sang Happy Birthday to various people (some strangers, some not) all day long. That's a birthday. :)

Emilee said...

Plus, my word verification for that last one was "unals", which is a crazy amalgamation of "urinals" and "anal". That's a pretty awesome word for a birthday post. This comment's word verification is "slexp", which is an awesome amalgamation of "sleep" and something else. :)

cowbell kelly said...

I'm so distracted by Em's word amalgamation's I can't remember what I was going to comment......

I love that you took Rob for a pedicure!!! I want to take Mike now....maybe that will be a surprise activity on his Birthday!!

chef salas said...

i feel your pain. that restaurant really sucks. my wife and i go to houston about every other month. we should get together and have dinner while we're there.

ps sucks that the little girl took your birthday thunder.